Showing posts with label children mathematics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label children mathematics. Show all posts

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Funny Number Jokes for Kids

  • What did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt!
  • Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!
  • If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Very large hands.
  • Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
  • Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Because they already 8.
  • Natural numbers are better for your health.
  • What has 6 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
  • 6 out of 5 people have difficulty with fractions.
  • 63.7% of statistics are wrong.
  • Math is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination.
  • There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.